BNU Pilsner 2 v Marist Town 3
05/06/2010
HT 1-3
 
It’s Agony Aunt
 
Dear Aunt Agnes

About a year ago I started up a new relationship. They were quite a bit younger than me, so at first I wondered whether things would work out. It took a while for us to get to know each other, but we were soon getting along famously, having some great times when meeting up on Saturday afternoons. We began to lose our inhibitions and expressed ourselves with much joy. Things were certainly on the up.
 
A few months back, we decided to ‘take things to the next level’, which seems to have increased the pressure on things. We still meet up regularly (unless it’s raining of course) on Saturdays. There’s still lots of good foreplay, but in the last few weeks I’ve become increasingly frustrated by the lack of feeling satisfied come the end of our Saturday sessions. I can sense that they too are not happy with the situation. They even started a fight with an old flame called Misty at the normally oh-so-Happy Valley this weekend.
 
On this occasion, I even suggested they play in a completely different formation for at least 15 minutes and although this did arouse them, the end result was still very deflating. I’m beginning to wonder whether I’m becoming too domineering, especially with toys like the whistle. This week I definitely didn’t fancy a fag afterwards.
There’s so much expectation and we both long for more of those special moments we enjoyed together last winter.
 
Can you help?
 
Yours
Frustrated 
 
 

Dear Frustrated 
 
All relationships have their ups and downs and yours is no different to anyone else’s. Take a look at your work colleague, Ahmed, and his partner Miramar, who have far more serious problems than your own.
 
You must continue to work at things – try and get together outside of your normal Saturday meet-ups to discuss how you can improve things and maybe experiment with some more positions and moves.
 
Think about introducing a little more variety into the relationship – try getting together on a ‘synthetic surface’ and see how your perform together on something a little different. There should be more opportunities for this in the future.
 
Remember not to rush things – most happy couples are able to keep going for up to 90 minutes, but this takes quite a bit of stamina, so staying fit is most important.
 
Aunt Agnes